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Please Do Not Touch The Walrus


or 1001 Things To Not Do In London


A celebration of just a few of the brilliant things you can’t do in our amazing capital. Please feel free to send us your own examples of peculiar prohibitions, and eventually we’ll compile them into something – a book, a set of beer mats, a government white paper, we haven’t entirely decided yet; but, when we do decide, our decision will be final.

“So Much Time, So Little To Do.”

Or, in the words of Samuel Johnson:
Sir, when a man is not tired of London, he has clearly
not tried driving anywhere via Streatham.