Girl: So, which way do we go?
Boy: [lugging case behind him] Look! There’s signs further up.
Girl: Oh, yes, the big pink si… [steeplechases up to them] Oh.
Boy: [shouting over] What’s the matter?
Girl: I don’t understand. How do we…?
Boy: How do we, what? Just see which way they are pointi… [catches up] Oh.
Girl: Maybe it’s like Harry Potter. You know, that bit where he goes to where he’s supposed to go and find platform 9¾, and it’s not there, but when he stands up really close to it, it suddenly is.
Boy: Or that bit at the beginning of Labyrinth where Sarah thinks she’s looking at this endless brick wall, but there’s actually a way through.
Girl: Then she finds David Bowie in those tight leggings.
Boy: Are you OK?
Girl: Erm, yes, just thinking about David Bowie in those leggings.
Girl: They’d be pretty good for the pole vault.
Chief Sports Reporter: Jude Rogers