the erith pile of fish
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT’S IT FOR?
WHO PUT IT THERE?
IF YOU ORDERED THE FISH MEDLEY IN ONE OF THOSE RESTAURANTS THAT SERVES EVERYTHING HEAPED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OVERSIZED WHITE PLATE WITH AN UNSPECIFIED BROWN DRIBBLE ROUND THE EDGE, D’YOU RECKON IT WOULD LOOK A BIT LIKE THIS?
Very probably. Only these fish are heaped up in the middle of a roundabout in Erith. There was some unspecified brown dribble round the edge, though. I think it might have been dried blood.
… in case you’re wondering, London Elephants are those things which, though indisputably there are, like the elephant in the room, easier to ignore than to discuss, because otherwise… well…