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Jan 222012

Embarrassed by your Boris? Worried what other city leaders will think if they find out you’ve got one? Or just scared of the damage it could do if swung about absent-mindedly in public?

Then you need a Boris Bag – discreet, padded and fully lockable, they’re the no-fuss diplomatic solution to all Boris-related woes.

[This piece originally appeared in Smoke 16.]