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On the Pentonville Road

Jul 242013
 
ScrunchedPaper

ON THE PENTONVILLE ROAD

After three years of trying, my colleague, Malcolm Taylor, managed to throw a scrunched-up piece of paper into a bin five yards from his desk.

Then we all went wild.

Howard Colyer

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Looking back through the clouds…


Lydia and Eleanore

by Howard Colyer
Eleanore feared that she would be buried alive, she feared that she would be stuck in some chamber underground or under the sea; mines and submarines troubled her, though she had entered them only in her imagination: but she had a vivid imagination. I’m cursed with a vivid imagination, she would say, and look at the ground in despair. And she would imagine things, and almost all of them bad. [read more...]

Leo

by Colin Tucker
I retreated to the bedroom determined to concentrate on work. I’m not happy unless I’m managing at least a thousand words a day. My exercise books sat on a small table, one for the novel, three for short stories, one for general observations and two blank, though one of these had 'BBC' written on the cover. I opened it and unscrewed the cap on my Sheaffer pen. Motive, I thought, the murderer needs a good motive. Marigold came in and sat on the bed. My mind went blank. [read more...]

Iain And Will Have A Cup Of Tea

by Matt Haynes
Iain stared glumly across the stained formica. “It’s like I was telling the sculptor Rachel Whiteread, Will, when I was explaining to her how Hackney’s pre-Games decontamination and realignment into a fugitive cartography of designer lock-ups and guerrilla sofa bars had created a hallucinatory Ballardian nexus of dystopian interzones and put me right off the idea of getting a cat – some of the ley lines they dug up to build the Basketball Arena had been there since the days of King Lud.” [read more...]

… and these are some of the photos we took:

Excalibur Estate, Catford 6 Excalibur Estate, Catford 9 Fish Sculpture, Erith - click to enlarge
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Night Bus to Camden

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Please Do Not Touch The Walrus

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  • Please Do Not Practise Any Form Of Golf
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