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Please Do Not Climb On The Horse

Dec 022013
 

Horse

Please Do Not Touch The Walrus

or 1001 Things To Not Do In London

No. 7: climbing on the horse in Spring Gardens

photo © Matt Salusbury

[For more about Please Do Not Touch The Walrus, and details of how to contribute, click here.]

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Looking back through the clouds…


Welcome to Muswell Hill, Population 20,139

by Sno Flo
Spotting johns is easier. I see one in Ryman’s, buying pens. He’s fifty-odd, tall and bladder-bellied, with a sundae-swirl of fifties hair and a hot-pink polo shirt. Pink crocs too, the unsavoury bastard. I walk out. [read more...]

Whitechapel in Time and Space

by Jude Rogers
Whitechapel station, for some time now, has been a peculiar place. Try to find a train northbound for Dalston Junction, or southbound to New Cross, for instance, and you’ll chance on a sign for the Overground, a name that might suggest futuristic monorails or fresh-air outdoor thrills or the glorious sunniness of above-the-earth transport. [read more...]

The Ghost of Tooting Bec Common

by Kevin Acott
Normans from Bec ended up in Streatham, as everyone does, and – having bought some cheap Bulgarian shaving foam in Lidl, a samosa in the Somalian internet cafe and a can of aloe vera-infused iced tea in Chicken Cottage – settled on Tooting Common, building a swimming pool but running out of money before they could get the roof done. Having integrated with a tribe of eternally disappointed warriors known as Palisfans, they effectively disappeared, leaving behind only the name and the infamous South West London shoulder shrug. [read more...]

… and these are some of the photos we took:

Ancient Lights, Rupert Court, Soho M11 link from Leyton High Road The End Is Nigh (Photo by Tom Elkins)
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Night Bus to Camden

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  • The Lucky Cat Watches
  • Lit by Fury
  • Let’s All Meet Up In The Year 2000
  • Poppers and Opal Fruits

Smoke on the Water

  • Perigee
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Please Do Not Touch The Walrus

  • Please Do Not Point At The Sun
  • Please Do Not Practise Any Form Of Golf
  • Please Do Not Climb On The Horse
  • Please Do Not Hang About Aimlessly
  • Please Do Not Use This Oyster Reader
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