Feb 252012
 

the walthamstow tripod

WHAT IS IT?

Don’t know

WHAT’S IT FOR?

Don’t know

WHO PUT IT THERE?

Don’t know

DO YOU THINK THE THING ON THE TOP MIGHT START FLASHING AFTER DARK?

No, but I’m thinking the bloke on the bench might… the Baker’s Arms really hasn’t been the same since Wetherspoon’s opened…

[This piece originally appeared in Smoke 16.]
… in case you’re wondering, London Elephants are those things which, though indisputably there are, like the elephant in the room, easier to ignore than to discuss, because otherwise… well…
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