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Please Do Not Point At The Sun

Jun 192014
 

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Please Do Not Touch The Walrus

or 1001 Things To Not Do In London

No. 9: pointing at the sun in Greenwich

photo © Martin Deutsch

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Looking back through the clouds…


Let’s All Meet Up In The Year 2000

by Rachel Stevenson
He plays Smokey Robinson and The Shirelles and Dressy Bessy and I lie on the sofa bed in the living room and have paracetamol and chocolate biscuits for my breakfast, until he starts to indicate that he wants me to leave. I walk down on my own in the rain to Notting Hill, feeling ill and sorry for myself. The sky is the colour of a dirty duvet and the trees are broken umbrellas that don’t keep the drizzle off. [read more...]

London’s Campest Statues No.11

JACOBVS SECVNDVS, aka James II, Trafalgar Square by Matt Haynes
Don’t be fooled by the Roman garb. This effete nob with his toga tossed casually over his shoulder – part Brideshead, part Duran Duran circa Planet Earth – and his tunic hoicked over his knee like a Year 11 schoolgirl at a bus stop in Watford is, in fact, King James II, his body languidly bowed like a small fey banana and his upper limbs polygonically disposed as if to remind us that, truly, this was the noblest teapot of them all. [read more...]

The Hungry Cabbie

by Matt Haynes
Despite, by law, occupying no more space than a horse and cart, each shelter could seat thirteen cabbies without recourse to contortionism or immodesty. An attendant sold simple hot fare, or cooked up grub supplied, and the cabbies, in return, promised not to gamble, drink, swear or reveal how thirteen grown men could fit into such a small space and yet still go home to their wives without blushing. Not for nothing were windows frosted and moustaches kept trim. [read more...]

… and these are some of the photos we took:

Neptune, PLA Building, Trinity Square, EC3 Tate Modern from St Paul's - click to enlarge The Falcon, Camden Town, October 2006
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Night Bus to Camden

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Smoke on the Water

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Please Do Not Touch The Walrus

  • Please Do Not Point At The Sun
  • Please Do Not Practise Any Form Of Golf
  • Please Do Not Climb On The Horse
  • Please Do Not Hang About Aimlessly
  • Please Do Not Use This Oyster Reader
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